This "getting old" business is for the birds!
I
noticed the other day my eyelashes weren't quite as lush and lavish as
they used to be. Really? What happened to those beautiful, dark,
unmascaraed lashes I used to have?
Alas! I saw a
commercial on tv advertising a product to create longer, thicker lashes
for women. I did not know thinning lashes was part of maturing. I've
never seen a magazine article on this, nor has my mother, or probably
any other mother, ever mentioned this to their daughters.
Couldn't we at least have thinning hair on our legs or
even in our armpits so we didn't have to shave so often? I think that's
a much better alternative.
Actually, after thinking
about aging, I've come to the conclusion it would be much nicer if we
all just stayed 49. Nobody would age beyond that. There would be less
hair thinning, fewer worn-out body parts, and not so many wrinkles. I
wouldn't need bifocals, and I wouldn't need mascara. Heck! I could even bat
my naturally luscious and thick eyelashes if I needed.
Scientists, you need to get on this.
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