Dear
Computer Gods,
What
diabolical Dark Lords in the computer programming world have you hired to
technologically torture ordinary, computer-using mortals?
Do you derive sadistic pleasure from driving us to the brink of
insanity?
The
message, “Updates are Available for Your Computer,” relentlessly pops up on
everyone’s computer. Why are we needing
to update so often? I can understand
updating on occasion, but the constant harangue is an unneeded barrage
obviously designed by Computer Gods to toy with our minds.
The
update attacks are like an advanced game of Cat and Mouse, with the Dark Lords maliciously
bombarding humans’ minds subliminally.
Chinese Water Torture has been used to make soldiers and spies crack,
but this is more insidious. Even after breaking, and installing the suggested updates, an hour later, the computer may
pop up a message asking the user to install yet another update to the same
program.
There’s
no logical reason to constantly be updating, unless the program is perhaps an
anti-virus one. Programs work fine. To all who use a computer, know the Dark Lords are battering your mind,
attacking relentlessly to make you submissive and easy to control. Protect yourselves; fight.
In
addition to update popups, the Computer Gods continue the assault on our minds
via G-mail, Yahoo Mail, Thunderbird, Incredimail, and all the other e-mail
clients. We are reduced to pleading for
our lives.
Therefore,
I, along with the rest of mankind, implore you, Computer Gods, to delete the
dialogue box that automatically appears when sending e-mails that have nothing
typed into the “subject” box. I know the
subject line is blank on certain occasions – I just want to send the
e-mail.
Please
don’t make me click on anything – please don’t pop up a box! I can’t take anymore! First the updates…now the e-mail subjects! No!
Not another “No Subject” warning!
No more update popups! Please! Noooo…not Java, too…….go…goo..mme..a..do.dhgkfyllntyp,vdleesl’……………
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